Thorin, the red-nosed Dwarf king had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
All of the other Elf lords used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Thorin join in any Middle-Earthan games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve Gandalf came to say:
"Thorin with your nose so bright, won’t you guide our company tonight?"
Then all the Elf lords loved him as they shouted out with glee,
Thorin the red-nosed Dwarf king, you’ll go down in history!
I just want to know how many glasseser on tumblr :)
Just for seeing afar
NO GLASSES, NO LIFE!!
I can totally imagine Thorin (pre-Erebor quest) being like the biggest ladies’ man EVER, but completely oblivious to it, you know?
He’d walk by after a long day at the forge and these women would be standing off to the side and they would giggle as he walked past. He would look up this confused expression like,
“What in Mahal’s name?…….”
And the women would giggle and wave and he would just frown because he had no idea who they were waving at. He would walk on and after he was gone the women would be like.
"He looked at me!"
~”No, he looked at me!”
“In Mahal’s name, you dimwit he wasn’t looking at you!”
~”Of course he was! He wouldn’t look at you, especially since you barely have a beard!”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”
And they would have total chick fights over him, and he would t even know XD
Of course… ;-)
Esquire UK- December 2013
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"Friendship is born at the moment when two people say ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’"-C.S. Lewis
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
Every single person needs to reblog this. No, it will not ruin your blog, it will make it a million times better.
So much respect. And sadness. He’s trying so hard to stay strong.
i’m tearing :/
No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.
Both of his parents are gone.
I had to reread that last comment on this a few times and when I realized what that meant and my heart just fell through the fucking floor